remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Tumblr should run tutorials on how to ask me questions, bc clearly some of you haven’t found my inbox
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
every class is art class if you dont care enough
on todays episode of “i didnt know you were a hot follower”
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason