thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

jpgay:

tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

infinityc0re:

Tumblr should run tutorials on how to ask me questions, bc clearly some of you haven’t found my inbox

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
  • kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

    kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

    alltime-fallout:

    rlmjob:

    unclefather:

    I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

    your kik

    haha and then what? ;)

    kelekelo:

    every class is art class if you dont care enough

    kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

    kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    bagelthins:

    on todays episode of “i didnt know you were a hot follower”

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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